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Reblogged from probationboy
Evolution. Just a slippery slope to GAY.
(Source: comedycentral.com)
Tall, Dark and Handsome
I'm Richard Cooper and this is where I keep all the things that make me laugh
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Reblogged from h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s
- boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
- girl: yeah sure ;)
- boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
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Reblogged from go-ahead-and-laugh-its-alright
^ brilliantHow can I not reblog this!?
AMERICA
LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE PRETTY
AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE
THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE
:D
Star spangled crocs.
proud to live here
(Source: the-willing)
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Reblogged from orgasmic-humor
i hate auto correct so much
i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’
i meant tomorrow
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Reblogged from thehilariousblog
I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
(Source: chekhov)
